Welcome to JBirdSucks.com!

Let’s clear things up: Jbird doesn’t actually suck. He just sucks at being average.

🎉 Happy Birthday, Jbird.

I made you a website because Hallmark doesn’t make cards sarcastic enough.

Coming Soon:

  • 100% factual fake testimonials
  • Unbiased evidence against Jbird’s so-called “suckage”
  • Growing collection of images that are definitely not Photoshopped

This site is dedicated to Jbird and the misconception that he sucks.

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